I just burned my kettle corn. It's black. And I keep hearing murmurs in the office: "What smells like burned coffee?" "Is someone eating a hot dog?" "What's that smell?"
Yea, that would be me. Me and my char-grilled kettle corn.
My hair stinks. Really badly. And I think I inhaled some carcinogenic air. Never run to the bathroom to pee whilst the popcorn is popping in the microwave. It can have disastrous results.
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Peeing tends to frequently result in disaster for you. Let's not forget how often you get locked in bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteBurned coffee? Hot dog? Those are really weird questions. Next time you burn kettle corn, and you will, I suggest you ask "Who farted?"
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