My hair sheds a lot. My carpet is always covered in it, and the evidence is particularly convincing when you look at the floor below my side of the couch and compare it with the floor below my roommate's side. My hair makes the floor an entire shade or two darker.
This morning when I was taking a shower (see? I shower sometimes) I suddenly noticed that my butt itched. Well, whaddya know? Half the hair on my head had fallen out and into my buttcrack. I know y'all love that image.
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i came across your blog, read this and laughed cause I know exactly what you're talking about! hilarious! If I had more hair on my head I wouldn't mind what I lose...but yeah...not much there. Thanks for the laugh! I'm gonna follow you!
ReplyDeleteThat is such a nice comment, Candice! Thanks for following me!
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that we have sides of the couch?
ReplyDeleteAlso, no offense to Candice, but how weird is it that you picked up a follower after writing a post about scratching your hairy butt?
Very weird you have sides.
ReplyDeleteI know we're getting older however you should only be concerned the hair in your butt starts to fall out. Then you know you're in trouble.