Friday, June 12, 2009
TWSS
Today I was concerned by the itchy state of my head over the past three days. I decided that in order to cover all my bases, I would purchase a lice comb and some moisturizing Head & Shoulders on my way home from happy hour. Unfortunately I began to fear the scene I would make upon wobbling into the store as the effects of a solitary beer took hold on my infinitesimal tolerance. I told my friend that I pictured myself stumbling in, demanding that they "make my head moist" and HOLY CRAP did I just inadvertently utter an awesome That's What She Said. Yeaaayuh.
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So, um, two points:
ReplyDelete1) Jess, hun, I think you should donate yourself to science so they can figure out how we can all get that drunk that cheaply.
2)"Make my head moist" sounds like a That's What He Said...
This post seems like it's not quite a complete thought. Did you get the shampoo or not? Do you have lice or not? Have you rubbed your head on anything in our apartment that I might also rub my head on? (TWSS/TWHS) DON'T GIVE ME LICE!
ReplyDeleteAlso, at your drunkest, I still can't picture you demanding anything or, for that matter, using the word "moist" without giggling profusely.
I experienced a bit of a scare as I was combing for lice, but it turned out to be a mangled fuzz. I do not, in fact, have lice. Just an insane case of paranoia.
ReplyDeleteI hope that your newly combed and moistened head will give you more pleasure and less cause for paranoia going forward.
ReplyDeleteOk, Liz. For sure: TWSS!
ReplyDeleteWell, "I'm always concerned by the itchy state of my head", only not what you think. We've always scratched, always do, always will. It's what makes a guy, a guy. Perhaps I could run into a Duane Reade and demand that the store clerk moisten my head, and then SEE WHAT SHE SAYS. Actually, Rite Aid. The clerks are hotter.
ReplyDeleteBtw ladies, balls are awesome. Jess, you should grow a pair.
ReplyDeleteYea, I said it.