Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Yellow River by I.P. Daily

I went to the Lady Doctor the other day and because my bladder is so apparently tiny, I asked to use the bathroom as soon as I arrived. They needed a pee sample, but try as I might, I could not fill the cup past its very bottom ridge. The nurse informed me that this would not be enough for the doctor to conduct a routine pregnancy test, and suggested I help myself to some water and try again. So I downed a liter in a span of four minutes. And then the nurse decided that I had, in fact, supplied enough pee the first time.

It took me about four hours of five-minute-interval pees to rid myself of all that water I consumed. Augh!

2 comments:

  1. Tests need a certain amount of fluid .I can understand the way you feel..
    but I have an active bladder and could not hold my urine.
    Jackie Savi-Cannon
    http://www.rnrprogram.com

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  2. I've never met anyone who analyzes their pee as much as you. I think you should just suck it up and start wearing Depends.

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