I have a friend. He asked me a question (of the random variety). I answered, and he admitted that he didn't know why he asked the question, but that it had just pooped into his head.
Um. That's disgusting. Fecal matter inside the cranial cavity should not cause one to ask random questions such as "where were you when they found water on the moon?" Fecal matter should not enter the cranial cavity in the first place. It will give new meaning to CSF (cerebro spinal feces).
And then my friend left, asserting that he had to "go eat and shit." Yea...I know what you meant...
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Remember last night when I was in my room and you were in the living room and you randomly said some word that I couldn't quite hear. And I said "What?" And you said "Poop." And I said "Oh."
ReplyDeleteThat's right. You talk about poop so much that it is completely unsurprising when it comes up for absolutely no reason at all. Chew on that for a bit...
Chew on poop?
ReplyDeleteThis friend sounds awesome and legen...wait for it...DARY!
ReplyDeleteOh, and fecal matter enters your head all the time. When you take a dump and flush, fecal matter is shot into the air and you breathe it in and it gets on your face and hair and pretty much everywhere. Especially in public bathrooms. Random people fecal matter. You're constantly breathing in fecal matter in bathrooms. There is even fecal matter on your toothbrush which you use to clean your mouth. Chew on THAT
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