I have a cold. My nose is winning all sorts of championships for its long distance endurance running(And persistence? And annoyance?). So I sit with a pretty pink tissue jammed up my nostrils (medically called nares, I recently learned).
No one is home right now, so who cares whether I've got a Kleenex stuck to my face. But I worry about my return to work tomorrow. Obstructing the leak from my nostrils (kind of like a tampon, but for my nose...keep your eyes open for my new patented "Snot Stopper 2.0") frees up my hands for typing and prevents puddles from forming on my workspace. But oftentimes upon falling sick, I find myself hastily dislodging a tissue from my nose as my boss or coworker walks by. I hope I make it through tomorrow without being scolded for my unfortunate health and hygiene.
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Snot Stopper 2.0! I want to see it on shelves!
ReplyDeleteI bet those little OB tampons would work and the string would guarantee a clean removal; no more tissue bits in your nose goo!
ReplyDeleteJess! You actually have someone who read and commented on this blog that you didn't coerce into doing so! I wonder what she googled to end up here....Snot Stopper 2.0? TMI blogs? Either way, I'm digging the snot tampon idea. I think we could patent this. They should be available in different colors to match your outfit!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking! And they should have cute matching cases to stay clean in your purse!
ReplyDeleteJessica, I am really tempted to see how well OB fits up my nostrils. And I'll probably try it, since my idea of entertainment rivals that of a five year old.
ReplyDeleteTampons are the prefered choice for bloody noses. I suspect OB would be a great fit.
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