A friend of mine (one of the five readers of this blog) claims that oatmeal is a solid food. I think that's debatable. I will concede to his second point, that the fiber in oatmeal produces lots of solids.
Also, I've seen you make soup. With all the vegetables and noodles you stuff in it, I'm pretty sure it counts as a solid food too. Just a slightly watery solid food.
I don't think oatmeal is a solid food. Nor do I think that soup is a solid food, even if it has lots of solid things in it. Regardless, both oatmeal and soup are delightful eating options. Maybe we should all just go grab a bowl...
Please, Jess would never do that. I'm a much better commenter than you. I've commented on every single post. Some of them more than once. Beat that, Dandelion.
I like her commenting privileges. She comments on all my posts! I'm bored enough to write this blog, I'm bored enough to reload and watch the comment count increase.
Ladies and gentlemen, this blog is not a joke. As a veteran troller, I'm ordering you all to stop your childish behavior. Oatmeal produces lots of solids on the shitter. Move on.
Excuse me, I meant veteran trollA. Been here since day 2. And what? At least brown people proofread and don't repeat words in comments they leave on blogs. Lawyered.
I think all of us need to take a step back and examine our addiction to blog commenting. The comments have a higher word count than the actual blog postings. Which may mean that Jess should stop messing around on Facebook and start posting more on her blog.
Kelsey can call her blog: Hooters and Hoovers Danny's should be: Blowin' in the Wind: The Dandelion Sagas Nate could have: EMS: Emergency Medical Seducer Manni's should be: Brown and Proud
Haha. Wow. I wasn't going to out your Twitter account. And I think that sounds like a challenge. First person to find Nate's blog gets a pack of Jess's 100-calorie kettle corn!
Also, I've seen you make soup. With all the vegetables and noodles you stuff in it, I'm pretty sure it counts as a solid food too. Just a slightly watery solid food.
ReplyDeleteI don't think oatmeal is a solid food. Nor do I think that soup is a solid food, even if it has lots of solid things in it. Regardless, both oatmeal and soup are delightful eating options. Maybe we should all just go grab a bowl...
ReplyDeleteAnd a spoon!
ReplyDeleteWhy does it show my full name when I comment?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, I fixed it. But why won't it go back and fix all my old comments?
ReplyDeletethis is a stupid discussion (I'm going to be trolling this blog from now on)
ReplyDeleteScore! I have commented on every single post!
ReplyDeleteAnd my comments are definitely not stupid.
how long is it going to take for someone to respond to my trolling?
ReplyDeletePS. Kelsey is ugly. and old
Shut up! I am not ugly! And you are older! Find some other blog to troll.
ReplyDeleteJess, suspend Kelsey's commenting privileges. She's personally attacking me
ReplyDeletePlease, Jess would never do that. I'm a much better commenter than you. I've commented on every single post. Some of them more than once. Beat that, Dandelion.
ReplyDeleteI like her commenting privileges. She comments on all my posts! I'm bored enough to write this blog, I'm bored enough to reload and watch the comment count increase.
ReplyDeletequality != quantity
ReplyDeleteit's been 25 minutes...someone say something
ReplyDeleteAw Danny you're bored too! You should start a blog!
ReplyDeleteSome of us have lives and can't spend every minute commenting on blog posts.
ReplyDeleteClearly "some of us" does not include me or you, Kelsey.
ReplyDeleteI'LL JOIN IN THE TROLLING. IN ALL CAPS. WHAT UPP
ReplyDelete:-P
ReplyDeleteJess, we are totally talking to each other in person, on gchat, and through a blog--all at the same time! I'm totally going to write a paper on this.
ReplyDeleteDONT EVEN PERTEND TO HV A LYFE KELSEY U R A LOSER ALSO NATE STOP TROLLING THERS ONLY ROOM 4 ON TROL IN HERE
ReplyDeleteAlso, the word I had to just type to post was "underoys." heh. heh. heh.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Danny and Nate start using 13-year-old tool internet speak?
ReplyDeleteKELSEY I"M GOING TO GET YOU DEPENDS DIEPERS FOR YOUR BIRFDAY
ReplyDeleteTH3N W3L HAEV 2 FIGHT 2 SE WHOS DA BIG3R TROL!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WTF R UNDEROYS?!?!!!?
ReplyDeleteIMHO, U 2 R FBHs!!!!
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, this blog is not a joke. As a veteran troller, I'm ordering you all to stop your childish behavior. Oatmeal produces lots of solids on the shitter. Move on.
ReplyDeletego party poop somewhere else. and you call yourself a troller? bah.
ReplyDeletei think we all need to start blogs. seriously.
wtf? brown people are allowed to post on this this? there goes the blogorhood...
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I meant veteran trollA. Been here since day 2. And what?
ReplyDeleteAt least brown people proofread and don't repeat words in comments they leave on blogs. Lawyered.
neeed moar!
ReplyDeleteI think all of us need to take a step back and examine our addiction to blog commenting. The comments have a higher word count than the actual blog postings. Which may mean that Jess should stop messing around on Facebook and start posting more on her blog.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Nate suggested we all start blogs. Anyone else think Nate already has a secret blog?
ReplyDelete*If* I had a blog, and I'm not saying I do, it would be harder to find than my alleged twitter account.
ReplyDeleteOh and all the posts would start with "I really have to urinate".
Are you making fun of me [again?}
ReplyDeleteNo.... Best. Opener. Evar.
ReplyDeleteKelsey can call her blog: Hooters and Hoovers
ReplyDeleteDanny's should be: Blowin' in the Wind: The Dandelion Sagas
Nate could have: EMS: Emergency Medical Seducer
Manni's should be: Brown and Proud
Haha. Wow. I wasn't going to out your Twitter account. And I think that sounds like a challenge. First person to find Nate's blog gets a pack of Jess's 100-calorie kettle corn!
ReplyDeleteI totally second Jen's blog titles.
ReplyDeleteNo giving away my kettle corn. Precious!
ReplyDeleteBut what will Jen's blog be called?
ReplyDeleteLiz's blog shall be: A CT Wasp in Jewville
ReplyDeleteCT Wasp in Swinefluville
ReplyDeleteNate tweets?!?!?! STFU
ReplyDeleteI don't tweet. I have an account. There's a difference. K THX BAI.
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