Friday, April 3, 2009

Rant!

I have a friend and he doesn't like gmail. In trying to convince me of its suckiness, he presented a variety of arguments related to bodily functions and the poo analogies were flowing. So here they are, for all [four of you who know this blog exists] to enjoy:

M: The User Interface. it makes me want to throw up...and then. In Gmail, the line for the email in your inbox has the contents of the email spilled out on it. like guts.

M: ...google won the search engine war back in 97 because they had an excellent clean UI vs. yahoo vs. msn. vs. altavista etc....and now it's like they have fecal incontinence. it's spilling ALL OVER THE PLACE.

M: I still like the search engine. it's still clean. But this gmail ....like they were saving up their load.
and just let it rip on this application.


Teeheehee does anyone else find this SO SO funny?

1 comment:

  1. Gmail is friggin' awesome. Your friend M needs to go stuff his face with a pork chop sandwich and stop hatin' on the Gmail. Seriously, it's so much better than every other email interface out there. It calls emails that have been replied to "conversations" and stores them as those little index card like things so you don't have to see all of them at once. It has handy stars so I can keep track of important messages. It has a labeling system and filters which are perfect for an organization freak like me. It keeps me apprised of odd news stories and funny quotes in the little web link thing at the top. It has the chat interface that all the cool kids are using. And it lets me make the entire page pink. What's not to like?

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