I went speed dating but I somehow escaped without any horror stories. Some guy asked me how I managed to have hair as long as I do. And he suggested that if his hair were as long as mine, it would look similar. But that was the event at its strangest.
Going in, I was certain that some guy would tell me I had chubby arms or crooked eyes and it would lead to the development of a whole range of new body complexes and self image issues. But there was nothing remotely like that. Without any superficial/appearance concerns to dwell on, I think I'll just fixate on how boring this blog post is.
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I tried to tell you no one was going to say you had chubby arms. That would be majorly weird. Two minutes is too short to even notice someone's arms.
ReplyDeleteAlso, how did you not have that one guy ask you to smell him?
P.S. Do you hear those cats crying outside the window right now? Kind of freaky.
I'm more surprised no one remarked on your boobies. Those ladies are fine.
ReplyDeletePS: Don't get up to look at the cat, she's only trying to steal your seat!