Whenever I smell a fart in public, I assume it was mine. Yes, I have a tendency to blame myself for any and all things, but this especially. Because even if I don't remember doing it, I'm never sure if I'm smelling the delayed result of some gas I maybe passed half hour ago.
I remember the fart you did last night. You know, the one that was stopping you from peeing. Farting and pissing at the same time is one of the greatest pleasures in life Jess. It's right up there with shitting and cumming. You should consider doing it more often. Let yourself be heard!
ReplyDeleteI'm offended by the lack of bleeps in your comment. You need to increase your use of the asterisk. And you just stole the topic for my next blog post!
ReplyDeleteI think we're all offended by your overuse of asterisks. Like in the previous blog with the word L-A-I-D. (Please refer back to the comments on that blog. Thank you.)
ReplyDeleteOdor lingering for half an hour? Sounds more like a shart.
ReplyDeleteI shart not.
ReplyDeleteOk, is no one else going to point out that Manni likes shitting when he cums? I'm sure the people you fuck really appreciate that...
ReplyDeleteEWWW OMG what if my family ever finds this?
ReplyDeleteI don't really want to respond to this particular thread of conversation but I must keep my record of responding to every blog post intact.
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