I found this awesome Pr0n. I think I'm obsessed with it. It's like...really really awesome. Both engaging parties are extremely good-looking. The guy looks like a really-short-haired-almost-buzz-cut combination [blaspheme] of two men I find particularly attractive and they're both really into each other (the people in the pr0n. Not the men I find attractive. I don't think they know each other). And there are no exaggerated pr0n noises. Just a general good time.
So. If you're ever trying to talk to me on g-chat and I don't respond, there's a decent possibility I'm watching (merely watching) this pr0n. But I could also be studying for statistics.
(Who knows what song the title of this blog is from?)
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Just say porn Jess. Pr0n is just silly. And you knew people were going to say porn in the comments anyway. So you can't avoid those Google searches.
ReplyDeleteCloser to God, Nine Inch Nails. Do I get a prize? Was that the song the porn was set to?
Damn I owe you a lot of prizes these days. The porn wasn't set to that song but I was thinking about it while I watched.
ReplyDeleteI like pr0n. It was Nate's suggestion. Don't insult Nate.
So...many...things...wrong! Can't...decide...what...to...pick...on...first.
ReplyDeletePORN PORN PORN!
The people in the porn are really into the money they are being paid to fuck each other.
Now I kinda don't wanna talk to you anymore on gchat.
Pr0n is l337-er than porn. Duh.
ReplyDeletePeople who use Twitter should not be looked to as a source of advice...
ReplyDeleteIt was a good one. I wouldn't say I'm obsessed but it was good. I definitely wasn't thinking about NIN during it. And I'll spare you what I was thinking about.
ReplyDeleteNate, I thought you were not allowed to get high because of random drug testing at work. Did the FDNY update their tweets?
whaaaat. i resent that. the world is clearly a better place because of twitter.
ReplyDeleteDebatable.
ReplyDeleteA similar song that you may like, and should henceforth download, is "Tear Her Apart," by She Wants Revenge. Haven't seen any pr0n set to this, but there should be!
Is it bad that I thought of the Weird Al medley that uses "Closer to God" lyrics before thinking of NIN? I'm going with 'NO' until someone proves otherwise!
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