I don't like living without a roommate. I miss my roommate. Come back roommate.
That said, I'm trying to make the best of it and to that end, I've spent a lot of time naked. Or at least in my underwear. Dancing. To angry chick music. Without flushing the toilet (conserving water? Seems like a minor perk).
So don't worry Swiss, when you return I will totally put clothes on for you. But in the meantime it's been kinda fun.
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Being naked and conserving toilet water are two of my most favvv-o-rite things... I do wonder though if it's just as annoying to dance naked for girls as it is for boys. I prefer not to dance crazily because of the violent and annoying and sometimes painful bouncing around of my balls and penis. I bet it's not as annoying with boobies. Unless you have DDDs maybe.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that Kelsey will want you to put on clothes...
ReplyDeleteAlso, how shitty must it be for really fat guys? They have the dick and the boobies!
Okay Jess, tell me exactly where you sat when you were naked so I can scrub the affected areas with bleach.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't think it's ever crossed my mind to conserve toilet water. And I don't think I'm going to start doing that. If you have to keep one of those habits, I prefer the dancing around in your underwear to angry chick music. That I'm sure I can make into a viral web video.
Aw, but my bum is so clean! And I don't think I sat anywhere besides my room.
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