1) If popcorn were called poopcorn, would you still eat it?
2) When you floss your teeth, do you eat the stuff that comes out of the cracks? (That thought really turns my stomach. Which doesn't mean I've never done it).
3) I have lots of countdowns to and from silly things. How did I manage to find a silly thing to count down from (stop counting!) that occurred right on a certain hallmark holiday with its six-month mark landing right around my birthday? (no, seriously, I would have lost track if not for that!)
4) If I were a burger, I would be served with extra tomatoes.
5) Raw onion breath is significantly worse than sauteed onion breath, at least from the breather's perspective.
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1) You are odd
ReplyDelete2) No, really. Also, grossness!
3) My goodness, Jess. No good.
4) You would also come with a side of fries and a lot of extra crazy sauce.
5) Kelsey smells way worse than either raw or sauteed onion
Re: #3 -- if you only...did...that...once in your life you'd be counting too.
ReplyDelete1.) Why would they call it "poopcorn"? That makes no sense.
ReplyDelete2.) Ew.
3.) Stop counting!
4.) I concur with Jen on the crazy sauce.
5.) I do not!
1) I would laugh a lot because of it.
ReplyDelete2) Well, I guess it is food, but I don't think I would consciously do it.
3)6 months since you lost it and 7 months since I lost it. (my job, silly gooses)
4)Also topped with smoked bacon and hot sauce and chipotle mayo and wasabi mayo. Salivating.
5)I concur.