I like getting itches in the corner of my eye. They're pretty easy to scratch and there's something satifying about the socket-thing forming a sort of receptacle for your finger as you scratch. Totally awesome. I like itches in my ear for the same reason. You can just stick your finger in and wiggle it around and the itch is gone.
I HATE itches in my heels. They're never on the surface, they're always about an inch deep into your foot. And MY heels are not very smooth, and scratching them gives me the same heebie jeebies as getting my nails filed or sanding wood. Plus I kind of have a fear of touching my feet anyway (probably resulting from when I caught plantar's warts in camp and a had case of athlete's foot that got infected in 6th grade. Laser foot surgery? Not so fun.) So usually I end up just stamping my foot around or slamming it on whatever surface I can find. And the itch rarely goes away.
A few nights ago, I awoke to an itch in both my heels. It kept me up for an hour.
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Ugh. I wish I hadn't read that. Now my heels itch.
ReplyDeleteI hate itches period. But heel itches are definitely the worst! Those mo-fos suck.
ReplyDelete"You can just stick your finger in and wiggle it around." TWSS is all I came here to say.
ReplyDeleteJust be glad you don't have itchy balls.
ReplyDeleteAMEN
ReplyDeleteKELSEY IS GAY
ReplyDeletehey! so uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with being gay.
ReplyDeleteTHEIR IS IN KELSESYS CASE
ReplyDeleteJess, you need to block this cyberbully from posting on your blog. Cyberbullying is a serious matter which will soon be the subject of a very special Lifetime movie event starring Tori Spelling and Antonio Sabato, Jr. Everyone should watch it to the end so they know what the cyberbullying hotline number is.
ReplyDeletePlus, Danny is a buttface.
KESLEY JUST TOLD ME ON GCHAT THAT SHE LIKES SMELLING BUTTS
ReplyDeleteLies. I do not talk to buttfaces on gchat. I prefer to address them in a public forum so everyone can read the conversation and see how much more intelligent I am because I know how to turn off the caps lock.
ReplyDeleteJess likes to smell butts, though. That's not cyberbullying. Just a true observation.
OMG STOP SLENDERING JESS
ReplyDeleteUm...no. I've never smelled a butt.
ReplyDeleteThat is such a lie. You must have smelled a butt at some time.
ReplyDeletePinching and smelling are way different things.
ReplyDeleteI know that, Jessica.
ReplyDeleteI still contend you have smelled a butt.
You called me Jessica! I contend I have not.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't butt you smelled on the subway?
ReplyDeleteTwasn't!
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