Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Monster

I have a monster pimple on my chin. It's the kind where for a few days you know it's there because it hurts you, but it remains silent and invisible. Then suddenly you go to sleep and it rears its mighty [ugly] head.

I popped it this morning, but I keep having to run to the bathroom and check that it hasn't returned. When I start talking to people and notice that their eye contact diminishes and their stares of horror are directed below my mouth, I know it's time for a bathroom trip. It's a persistent one, this zit.

3 comments:

  1. Is it just me or are these posts getting more disgusting? And not the "Jess is obsessed with sex and poop" sort of disgusting but the ow, painful, oozing puss sort of disgusting?

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  2. zapzyt works wonders. but i concur. let's go back to sex and poop.

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  3. I didn't even think I said anything gross!

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