Do you ever order food and find that you are disgusted by the portion you haven't already eaten? That doesn't mean you stop. It just means that you're nauseated for the rest of your lunch.
Generally this is a rare occurrence for me, but it happens frequently when I eat "create-your-own" salads. Every deli has a flavor. And sometimes the air in there is a seasoning of the most disgusting kind.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Whistle While You Work
In the past, I've exhibited a tendency to sing while I'm on the toilet, but I'm usually in the confines of my own home. Only my roommates could hear me.
Today when I was peeing at work, I heard the woman next to me mumbling frantically to herself. I couldn't understand what she was saying, but boy was I curious. I'd be embarrassed to talk to myself while I was peeing in a public bathroom. I'm embarrassed to make any sounds at all while I'm peeing in a public bathroom.
It's also weird when my boss talks to me while I pee. Or while she pees. I just can't focus on being professional in that particular situation! I'd rather sing.
Today when I was peeing at work, I heard the woman next to me mumbling frantically to herself. I couldn't understand what she was saying, but boy was I curious. I'd be embarrassed to talk to myself while I was peeing in a public bathroom. I'm embarrassed to make any sounds at all while I'm peeing in a public bathroom.
It's also weird when my boss talks to me while I pee. Or while she pees. I just can't focus on being professional in that particular situation! I'd rather sing.
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